So, here I am, just about to turn 37 yrs old. Granted I don’t have any kids yet(not that this would change anything) and I’m putting together another epic mission to NYC to cruise a few pubs in only a few hours. This particular mission does have a theme to it. The plan is to only hit bars of historic stature, the historical bar crawl: part deux! I originally held the historical bar crawl: part one in April of 2008. Part one consisted of several places that are well documented on the internet regarding their historical backgrounds. Here’s the 2008 list for those that are interested in feeding google searches:
-Bridge Café, 16 Dover Street New York, NY 10038, http://bridgecafenyc.com/
-The Ear Inn, 326 Spring Street New York, NY 10013, http://earinn.com/
- McSorley’s Old Ale House, 15 East 7th Street New York, NY 10003, http://www.12darks.com/
- Pete’s Tavern, 129 East 18th Street New York, NY 10003, http://www.petestavern.com/
- Old Town Bar, 45 East 18th Street New York, NY 10003-2003, http://www.oldtownbar.com/
For the mission in April 2008, we all began at the Bridge Café on a Saturday afternoon. From there continues our quest to drink at least one drink in all of these places. What a great time it was! Our group of 10 or so people walking, taking cabs, getting separated only to meet up again turned out to be such a great evening. The bars themselves were conversation pieces on so many levels. Between the structure, architecture, decorations, people that had visited, who was president when the place was in business all added to the fun of the afternoon/evening.
One notable story from this evening was while drinking at Ear Inn, and it’s low 6.5-7 ft ceiling, we ran into a group of people from the DAR (daughters of the American revolution). Wearing their triangular hats and led by a fully decked bag piper. Already being relatively drunk I yelled at the bag piper “what the hell is this??” and he replied, “we’re with the daughters of the American revolution”. He then asked me why I was in the bar and I told him it was for my birthday. The guy screamed “well then, happy birthday!” and their group raised their glasses while he played happy birthday on his bag pipes. Yea, the bag pipes are an incredibly annoying instrument. Especially when they’re played in your face, in a small bar at point blank range. The gesture was appreciated and the people outside of our two groups were stoked to participate in all of the action. Further supporting my feelings on being in a great place, with great company. Mission accomplished!
Now it’s April 2010 and we’re doing this all over again. Here’s the list of places we visited:
-McSorley’s Old Ale House 15 E 7th st , NY, NY
-Fanelli’s Café, 94 Prince St, New York, NY
-Mulberry St Bar, 176 Mulberry St, NY, NY
This time we started later and on a Friday night. Since we didn’t quite get to fully experience McSorley’s ale house in 2008 due to the large crowd in that place, the plan was to meet and begin our mission there. For those that haven’t been to McSorley’s, the interior has almost been completely untouched since the mid 1800’s (1910 from what I’ve read, but still old). I can’t do well describing it but the bar has this console with pulls and levers that looks like it’s from a movie set or haunted house. I have no idea what it was supposed to be used for…maybe serving beer? Looks like it could be used to power a steamboat or something nautical. See the picture I found at this site: http://www.deadprogrammer.com/mcsorleys-bar .
We spent a lot of time there, sitting at a table in the back by the bathrooms. I don’t remember hitting the bathroom in there but friends were saying something about the old urinal’s looking like ivory colored carbon freezing chambers for midgets! Have a look for yourself if you’re in there. Now, being that when you ask for a beer at McSorley’s they give you two 8oz beers, it became difficult to order. When we were wrapping up and placing our last order, we asked for eight beers, not 16…for the eight people in our party that wanted a final round….they brought 16 beers. It goes without saying, we were pretty drunk leaving this place…and the reason why our “crawl” ended at the third establishment.
Next up was Fanelli’s, this place was pretty cool. I definitely wouldn’t want to go here again with a large group but with a few people. Because of how many people were with us, we ended up getting seated in the small dining area in the back of the place. The other people dining there were likely looking for a quiet “date-night” sort of ambience. We definitely ruined it for them. I do remember throwing things across the dining room at the second table that was occupied by part of our group and yelling… a lot. Surely we were all damn drunk, or near that point. The prior two hours of non-stop refills at Mcsorleys set us up to be construed as the “douchebags” by patrons and workers at Fanelli’s.
After leaving Fanelli’s we could’ve just packed it in but no, we continued on to the Mulberry St Bar. This place was having karaoke and the patrons were definitely semi-pro or pro singers/performers. Being there on a Friday night would make me think that they were all out of work. After a few more drinks, being physical shifted and directed by one of the guys in the bar towards the bathroom, this further solidified my birthday beers were taking over. The night ended with me attempting to be ridiculous near the dancing karaokers who tried to move me out of the way. Friends intervened and we were outta there.
All in all, a great evening. I just have to make sure that any future plans to McSorleys start and end there.
Cheers.
